This... was absolutely priceless!
*calls up Mortimer and keeps the phone on speaker so Ortensia can hear*Mortimer:
*in Minnie's voice, pretending to sound desperate and heartbroken* Mortimer? Ohh Mortimer... *fake sobs* I just can't take it anymore! *sob*Mortimer:
Well, ha-cha-cha! Minnie! Sweetheart! What would be the matter?Ortensia:
*is laughing hysterically* Oswald.... Oswald:
*in Minnie's voice* Mickey and I had a big fight... Ohh, I never want to see his face again! *sobs* Oh Mortimer, you were right all along... I was such a fool... *sobs*Mortimer: Jackpot...
Well, doll-face, you've come to the right man. Papa Mortimer will make you feel loved.
There, there. No cryin' in front of Morty. C'mon, sweetie, how 'bout we hitch somewhere intimate? Ortensia:
*in Minnie's voice* Oh Mortimer... it's not too late...? *sob* You'll really take me back after all I've done to you...?Mortimer:
O'course, Min. I knew this day would come. How 'bout we hit up at my pad and get cozy?
The jacuzzi's all set.Oswald:
*tries not to laugh* *in Minnie's voice* Oh, that would be wonderful, Mortimer, I would LOVE that! And you don't mind? On such short notice?Mortimer:
I'm all ears, doll! Oswald:
*in Minnie's voice* Oh thank you, Mortimer, you're such a dear! Unlike a certain OTHER mouse...Ortensia: Mortimer:
*in Minnie's voice* Yes, Mortimer. You were right all along about him. I never want to see his face again!Mortimer:
Of course I was. Would I ever lie to you? Minnie, there's something I want to tell you...Oswald:
*covers his mouth, trying not to laugh and looks over at Ortensia* *in Minnie's voice* Yes, Dear...? Mortimer:
Minnie, will you marry me? Oswald:
*in Minnie's voice* Oh, Mortimer, yes, I will!! *trying so hard not to laugh*Ortensia:
*can't contain her laughter* O-Oswald!
....*can't hold in laughter any longer* Mortimer:
IN YOUR FACE, MICKEY! MINNIE'S GONNA MARRY ME! *does a tap dance*Oswald:
*rolling on floor laughing* Oh my gosh! Haha!Mortimer:
I can't breathe! *laughing so hard she's crying*Oswald:
*in his normal voice* Yes, Dear? Mortimer:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughing hysterically*Mortimer:
Oh my gosh, HAHA!! Mortimer:
'Ey... I know that voice!... Oswald?!Oswald:
*laughing too hard to even answer* HAHA! Maybe....
Oh just wait 'til I tell everyone about this! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mortimer:
WISEGUY, EH?! WHY YA LITTLE FANNY-- *hangs up* Ortensia:
*wipes tears* O-Oh my gosh..... Haha!! *tries to calm her laughter* O-Oh... I feel bad...Oswald:
((~Raquel-Porkbelly as Mortimer, ~101pupluvr as Ortensia, and ~Aqua-Melody101 as Oswald ))