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And the most surprising part is Mim has turned good and she and Merlin are together again!
TH' WORD ON TH' STREET IS MICKEY'S GONE! OSWALD AN' I'RE SUSPICIOUSLY DETERMINED PETE'S RESPONSIBLE FER MICKEY'S DISAPPEARANCE! HE MUST'VE KIDNAPPED 'IM ONCE AGAIN! Y'ALL MUST HELP! MICKEY'S SUPPOSED TA WED MINNIE TOMORROW! WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE 'IM MISS TH' KNOT! HUSTLE! HUSTLE! HUSTLE!
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I love you, Mom, and miss you very much. :iconcryingemote:
But the sad part is, I don't remember how old I am ._. Oh wait I'm 69! ((The year that the book was published))...Oh no, not that number.
Humor 
This... was absolutely priceless! 
Oswald: *calls up Mortimer and keeps the phone on speaker so Ortensia can hear*
Mortimer: Hello?
Oswald: *in Minnie's voice, pretending to sound desperate and heartbroken* Mortimer? Ohh Mortimer... *fake sobs* I just can't take it anymore! *sob*
Mortimer: Well, ha-cha-cha! Minnie! Sweetheart! What would be the matter?
Ortensia: *is laughing hysterically* Oswald....
Oswald: *in Minnie's voice* Mickey and I had a big fight... Ohh, I never want to see his face again! *sobs* Oh Mortimer, you were right all along... I was such a fool... *sobs*
Mortimer: Jackpot... Well, doll-face, you've come to the right man. Papa Mortimer will make you feel loved.
There, there. No cryin' in front of Morty. C'mon, sweetie, how 'bout we hitch somewhere intimate? 
Ortensia:
Oh, my...Oswald: *in Minnie's voice* Oh Mortimer... it's not too late...? *sob* You'll really take me back after all I've done to you...?
Mortimer: O'course, Min. I knew this day would come. How 'bout we hit up at my pad and get cozy?
The jacuzzi's all set.Oswald: *tries not to laugh* *in Minnie's voice* Oh, that would be wonderful, Mortimer, I would LOVE that! And you don't mind? On such short notice?
Mortimer: I'm all ears, doll!
Oswald: *in Minnie's voice* Oh thank you, Mortimer, you're such a dear! Unlike a certain OTHER mouse...
Ortensia:
Mortimer: Si?
Oswald: *in Minnie's voice* Yes, Mortimer. You were right all along about him. I never want to see his face again!
Mortimer: Of course I was. Would I ever lie to you? Minnie, there's something I want to tell you...
Oswald: *covers his mouth, trying not to laugh and looks over at Ortensia* *in Minnie's voice* Yes, Dear...?
Mortimer: Minnie, will you marry me?
Oswald: *in Minnie's voice* Oh, Mortimer, yes, I will!! *trying so hard not to laugh*
Ortensia: *can't contain her laughter* O-Oswald! *gasp*
Mortimer: *explodes*
Oswald: ....*can't hold in laughter any longer*
Mortimer: IN YOUR FACE, MICKEY! MINNIE'S GONNA MARRY ME! *does a tap dance*
Oswald:
*rolling on floor laughing* Oh my gosh! Haha!Mortimer: Minnie?
Ortensia:
I can't breathe! *laughing so hard she's crying*Oswald: *in his normal voice* Yes, Dear?
Mortimer: ...What?!
Oswald: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughing hysterically*
Mortimer: ...
Oswald: Oh my gosh, HAHA!!
Mortimer: 'Ey... I know that voice!... Oswald?!
Oswald: *laughing too hard to even answer* HAHA! Maybe....
Oh just wait 'til I tell everyone about this! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mortimer:
WISEGUY, EH?! WHY YA LITTLE FANNY-- *hangs up* 
Ortensia:
*wipes tears* O-Oh my gosh..... Haha!! *tries to calm her laughter* O-Oh... I feel bad...Oswald:
*still laughing*((~Raquel-Porkbelly as Mortimer, ~101pupluvr as Ortensia, and ~Aqua-Melody101 as Oswald ))
By the way... what's a phone?
((Lol I cracked up reading this. Mortimer's such a ladies' man.
((Lol, for some reason, this seems to be the only one of my old journals that people still comment on occasionally.))
((Ha, well, it's hilarious!!))